TV Clips: October 2008 Archives

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MORE MAURY POVICH GOODNESS: 9TH GRADE WHORE, ANGEL, NEEDS HELP, PROBABLY WON'T GET IT

Now do you think she got a lisp from the meth?  Or was it the fellatio?
My favorite quote: "And if I want to have these hickeys all.... over.... my..... neck.  THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"  Also notice how she calls her mom a whore in the promo with really no reason other than the fact that she cares for her.  CONTEST TIME!  Count how many times she says "DONT BE HATIN'"  Any pronunciations with a "g" do not count.

FAT FUCKING BABY: "I FEED MY 84 LB BABY 40 CHICKEN WINGS WHATEVVAAAAH"

"Maury she's overweight... tell me something I don't know WHATEVA"
MORE FAT KIDS AFTER THE FAT JUMP!!!

Yeah yeah the daily show is funny...  What with the sarcastic quips about silly news, BUT IT HAS NOTHING on the The Onion TV.  Sensibly insensitive, and afraid of nothing, their motion graphics alone rival Fox News.  Check out this Hurricane report.


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