LIKE BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT http://iamcarter.com/ iamcarter.com en Copyright 2008 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:28:04 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification BATTLE ROYALE: SCAT SINGING - TO THE DEATH!!!
]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/battle-royale-scat-singing-to.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/battle-royale-scat-singing-to.html TV Clips Learning Syllables Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:28:04 -0500 MORE MAURY POVICH GOODNESS: 9TH GRADE WHORE, ANGEL, NEEDS HELP, PROBABLY WON'T GET IT My favorite quote: "And if I want to have these hickeys all.... over.... my..... neck.  THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"  Also notice how she calls her mom a whore in the promo with really no reason other than the fact that she cares for her.  CONTEST TIME!  Count how many times she says "DONT BE HATIN'"  Any pronunciations with a "g" do not count.

]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/more-maury-povich-goodness-9th.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/more-maury-povich-goodness-9th.html TV Clips the horrific irony of naming your daughter angel... when she turns out to be a whore Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:41:25 -0500 FAT FUCKING BABY: "I FEED MY 84 LB BABY 40 CHICKEN WINGS WHATEVVAAAAH" MORE FAT KIDS AFTER THE FAT JUMP!!!

]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/fat-fucking-baby-i-feed-my-84.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/fat-fucking-baby-i-feed-my-84.html TV Clips When happens when Starr Jones and Augustus Gloop fornicate Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:37:24 -0500 HAHA YOU SUCK: LEHMAN BROS. CEO GETS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH fuld.gif
While yes it's always funny when a zillionaire gets a sucker punch in the gym while on the treadmill watching his company crumble... I do still teeter on feeling bad for the ole' Lehman Bros.  They got screwed in out of all that bailout money that's going to be thrown around.  I mean this bank was 168 YEARS OLD. 

THINK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN HOLY FUCK.  MARTIN VAN BUREN WAS PRESIDENT.  DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?!  Ok well most people don't either, but he was that dooshbag that lost the 1840 election to William Henry Harrison THE DUDE WHO DIED RIGHT AFTER HE TOOK OFFICE FROM PNEUMONIA.  wait right?

Wait was I talking about?  Oh yeah I remember

PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE IN JANUARY IN THE MID 19TH CENTURY...

AND GET THAT RICH GUY A STEAK FOR HIS FACE. 
 

]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/lehman-bros-ceo-gets-a-knuckle.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/lehman-bros-ceo-gets-a-knuckle.html Haha, You Suck Things that happen to the fathers of kids who went to my highschool I'M NOT KIDDING Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:13:36 -0500 THE ONION TV: THE BEST COMEDY ON THE WEB - ALSO MEXICO IS THE BUTT OF ANOTHER JOKE

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]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/things-to-read-the-charticle-m.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/things-to-read-the-charticle-m.html Things To Read Owning 8 houses really means you can relate to joe six-pack Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:41:20 -0500 TV CLIPS: MARK WAHLBERG TALKS TO ANIMALS
]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/tv-clips-mark-wahlberg-talks-t.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/tv-clips-mark-wahlberg-talks-t.html but you sound just like him I know you don't look like the guy Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:39:42 -0500 WTF: GODDAMNIT ASIA - STIR FRIED WIKIPEDIA? Menu.jpg

]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/wtf-goddamnit-asia-stir-fried.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/10/wtf-goddamnit-asia-stir-fried.html WTF when the internet becomes a meal Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:37:15 -0500 MUSIC VIDEO: DON THE READER - DESTROYING BARS IN CALIFORNIA ]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/music-video-don-the-reader-des.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/music-video-don-the-reader-des.html Cool As Fuck Music Videos things that make me want to pillage Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:47:36 -0500 LITTLE "LIL" IRAQI GANGSTER: TERRORISTS INVENT NEWEST IED
]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/little-lil-iraqi-gangster-terr.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/little-lil-iraqi-gangster-terr.html the only thug that prays five times a day Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:05:38 -0500 WTF: AWKWARD URINALS... SERIOUSLY... WHAT THE FUCK. awkwardurinals.jpg
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS. WE ALL KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN

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]]> http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/wtf-awkward-urinals-seriously.html http://iamcarter.com/2008/07/wtf-awkward-urinals-seriously.html Haha, You Suck WTF public places where it's ok to turn your head and cough... because you're probably asking for it... you slut Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:52:25 -0500 GOING TO HUNGARY? CHECK OUT SOME DEAD ANIMALS! antlercastle1.jpg Sometimes tourism leads you to places like Vajdahunyad Castle in Budapest, Hungary, where you can stroll around large rooms and look at a TON of dead things.  This is the largest wall of antlers in the world.  I don't know if I'd be proud of that, but hey, it's a great headline on a travel brochure in a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop.  Who want's Roy Rogers and an STD from the toilet seat?  I LOVE RUTGERS SO MUCH.

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