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While yes it's always funny when a zillionaire gets a sucker punch in the gym while on the treadmill watching his company crumble... I do still teeter on feeling bad for the ole' Lehman Bros.  They got screwed in out of all that bailout money that's going to be thrown around.  I mean this bank was 168 YEARS OLD. 

THINK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN HOLY FUCK.  MARTIN VAN BUREN WAS PRESIDENT.  DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?!  Ok well most people don't either, but he was that dooshbag that lost the 1840 election to William Henry Harrison THE DUDE WHO DIED RIGHT AFTER HE TOOK OFFICE FROM PNEUMONIA.  wait right?

Wait was I talking about?  Oh yeah I remember

PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER IF YOU'RE OUTSIDE IN JANUARY IN THE MID 19TH CENTURY...

AND GET THAT RICH GUY A STEAK FOR HIS FACE. 
 

Sometimes tourism leads you to places like Vajdahunyad Castle in Budapest, Hungary, where you can stroll around large rooms and look at a TON of dead things.  This is the largest wall of antlers in the world.  I don't know if I'd be proud of that, but hey, it's a great headline on a travel brochure in a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop.  Who want's Roy Rogers and an STD from the toilet seat?  I LOVE RUTGERS SO MUCH.

There's something to be said about marketing campaigns during the early dawn of the computer age.  See more of these gems (including a great Radio Shack ad with Issac Asimov) at TechnoSpot.com.